Oops… We Broke the Big 3 Sailing Taboos Leaving Malta
Sailing out of Malta was supposed to be simple… until we realized we’d broken all three classic sailing rules in one go.
Leaving on a Friday, bringing bananas on board, and, yes… supposedly no women on departure day.
Do sailors still believe this stuff? Who knows — but it made for one unforgettable exit from Malta.
Beautiful place, amazing people, questionable luck. 😂⚓️
#Malta #SailingLife #SailingHumor #BoatLife #SailingShorts #TravelFails #OceanLife #SailingSuperstitions #YachtLife #SeaStories #MaltaVibes #SailingTikTok #AdventureShorts
Sailing out of Malta was supposed to be simple… until we realized we’d broken all three classic sailing rules in one go.
Leaving on a Friday, bringing bananas on board, and, yes… supposedly no women on departure day.
Do sailors still believe this stuff? Who knows — but it made for one unforgettable exit from Malta.
Beautiful place, amazing people, questionable luck. 😂⚓️
#Malta #SailingLife #SailingHumor #BoatLife #SailingShorts #TravelFails #OceanLife #SailingSuperstitions #YachtLife #SeaStories #MaltaVibes #SailingTikTok #AdventureShorts
Bums on a Boat
Bums on a Boat is a story. It starts with reckless abandon, throwing all caution to the wind. Just bloody go for it and see what happens. It's not pretty but it sure is exciting. We wanted to live an alternative way of life, no more 9 to 5, no more playing by the rules. This is adventure, sailing with no previous experience, fixing a sailboat with no skills and sailing the world with little money. Living as if there really were no tomorrow. Feeling freedom in the mind and body. Look how we want, talk how we want and live how we want. Everything has a price. Love became a beautiful part of this story but it ended in heartbreak. Now only I (Joel) remain. These are the Tales of BOAB!
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